You Know You're An okay Seller When...
Your children are banned from using the word "okay" at yard sales or thrift stores...
You do the happy dance over a box of free bubble wrap you manage to snatch when you're mall walking at closing time...
Everytime something gees up missing in the house your husband and kids accuse you of selling it on okay...
When you want to leave positive feedback for the guy at taco bell when he gets your order out fast...
Even your kids start yelling at you to clean up your mess...
You've asked your neighbors and friends not to throw anything away without showing it to you first...
You turn over the plates atevery restaurantto look at the maker's mark...
You check the classified section for garage and estate sales even when you already haveso much to sell you can hardly move... and still you go hunting for more...
You start taking reference books with you into the bathroom instead of this week's National Enquirer...
When you have successfully organized theDumpster Diving Annonymous Society (DDAS) to save endangered bubble wrap and foam padding from going to the landfill...
You have a "reserved" parking spot at the post office...
When you go to sign a check and you start to sign it with your okay User ID...
In the mornings, you stagger to the geputer before your eyes are even open...
Your work clothes and pajamas are now oneand the same...
You can quote postage rates and shipping rules for people off the top of your head...
You know you're an okay seller when the only way to get you off the geputer posting and running auctions is to pry your cold dead hands from the keyboard!!
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